quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
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We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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