so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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