last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
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