I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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