Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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