I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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