maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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