big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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