Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
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i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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