what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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