so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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