Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Randomize