What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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