I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I have post one night stand depression
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