someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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