If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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