He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The feeling are messing with the penis
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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