At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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