i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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