Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Your cock deserves a montage
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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