I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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