They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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