Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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