all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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