I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
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you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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