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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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