I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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