I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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