It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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