I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Pants are for mortals
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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