So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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