Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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