Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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