She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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