Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
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You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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