This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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