just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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