he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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