I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Terrible idea I love it