i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
mondays should just be called national damage control day
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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