weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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