tell your sister to shave her snatch
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
why is half of my head shaved?
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