Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
then he tried to convert me to islam
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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