So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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