I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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