Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
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I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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