Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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