all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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