do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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