Pappa wants mamma naked
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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