im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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