is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Randomize
