this just has baby written all over it
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
